Dont cha wanta Fanta-sy football article?

I used to be obsessed with fantasy football, Like 7 leagues obsessed last season. Now i really tried hard to cut back, so im in 5. Its getting old not gunna lie. have 2 leagues I really care about because the members of the league are the among the most excellent of homies. I’m all vibes and eye test in fantasy. Stats lie all the time and I don’t trust them. Especially when they come out of Matthew Berry’s mouth. but ill flambee his cracker ass later.

So many people play fantasy football they’re probably someone with your exact same roster. Think about that next time you’re feeling special. Don’t get me wrong I love talking shop with other fantasy footballers, but you have to understand its a game based of stats and knowledge and requires zero skill. You can win you’re league by paying money for a website that mathematically runs your team.[ Cough cough Mastrandrea cough cough.] In one of my leagues, my team is so ass. my only goal is to get every cardinals player and somehow i’m 5-1. ALL LUCK. Thanks god for Kyler repping all the Short kings out there. But like I don’t like giving line up advice because I don’t care if I’m wrong but the person who gets the advice does care. Its your team so ya know set it yourself. I’m Playing my buddy “Bany” and he texts me who should he play, knowing he was doing the opposite of whatever I said. And It payed off starting Boston Scott over Devonta Freeman. Honestly baller move can’t do much but respect the flex. But like fantasy is a crap shot you should care a little less about before it stops being fun. Before you know it you’ll be cheering for injuries like an asshole ( I’ve been there and I’m not proud of it) These Players are out there grinding to make millions playing a game and couldn’t give less of a shit about you’re team. you’re playing a game about that game on your phone.

Matthew Berry. WHAT A CUCK. Best job in the world and he finds a way to suck at it. Like is even good a fantasy? He’s wrong more than he’s right but he’s only human. wrong he’s actually a lizard person sent to deliver misinformation. Its all code for other lizard people playing fantasy football to do the opposite. So next time Matthew Berry Tells you its time to drop someone or time to sell high, don’t listen to him and see what happens. This crusty ass thumb looking mother fucker is just so annoying I can’t believe he gets paid to lie to the masses and can still sleep at night.

MY FANTASY FOOTBALL ADVICE IS TO GO WITH YOURE GUT. NUMBERS LIE. PICK PLAYERS YOU WATCH. FUCK THE COWBOYS. DONT TALK TOO MUCH SHIT FANTASY KARMA IS REAL.