Passion Of Darkly Moon

I actually watched this movie about a year ago, maybe a little over. Just now getting around to writing this review, its not even me being lazy. It took me this long to get over how horrendous of a film b fraser starred in. I mean he must have been helping out a friend or lost a bet accepting that script. The film has a dash of Christian forest cults with a little bit of the weirdest love triangle that’s been scripted. B fras right put his heart and soul out there trying to make up for the lack of talent surrounding him but alas it came out pretty rough, like closer to simple jack than any drama should be. Please never watch this movie. It is jarring and absolutely mental.

If its true what they say about infinite timelines, then I kind of hope we are the timeline many many many years from now, some alien species pulls up to earth, finds copy of Passion of Darkly moon on earth, fires up the vhs makes it about 15 minutes in and then they proceed to Photon Space Lazer Blaster the plant to smithereens.

I’d give this a 2.9/10 Advert your eyes and thank you parents for not joining a Christian forest cult